Bitey Blue Jerk Cream
$70.00$65.00
Meet Bitey Blue Jerk Cream — a one-of-a-kind, hand-sculpted creature straight from the strange side of Sub-Con Artworks.
With a massive toothy grin, warped double-faced design, exposed top maw, and unsettling blue finish, Bitey is equal parts weird, funny, and creepy. Every imperfection, texture, tooth, and disturbing little detail was sculpted and painted by hand, making this an original art piece — not a mass-produced collectible.
Displayed on a cork base and protected beneath a clear display dome, he arrives ready to haunt your shelf, desk, studio, or collection.
Details: Hand sculpted • Hand painted • Original one-of-one artwork • Cork display base • Clear protective display dome included
Only one exists. Once he’s gone, he’s gone.
4.3 H x 2.8 L x 2.8 W
This exquisite piece is crafted from high-quality polymer clay and features a stunning hand-painted finish using vibrant acrylic paints that bring its unique design to life.
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