Answers to your most pressing questions about our hand-sculpted oddities and how they arrive at your cabinet.

Packed for Peril

Worldwide Oddities

Commission Cadence

Every jerk is meticulously secured for its journey, arriving safe and sound, ready for display.

We ship our baked monstrosities to collectors across the globe with tracked delivery.

Custom slot availability varies; check our social channels for updates on when the clay arrives.